Occasionally I wander over to [bash.org](http://www.bash.org) to view the IRC quotes. I found this one in the top 100 and it was too good not to repeat.
\# *Rabidplaybunny87:* Okay, so my neighbors officially hate me
\# *GarbageStan23:* why?
\# *Rabidplaybunny87:* Well, me, david and andrew were having a bonfire in the backyard, and we were making s’mores and all… and suddenly we here sirens, and see a firetruck turn into the street in front of us.
\# *Rabidplaybunny87:* So we all went running to see what was up, and our neigbor’s house was on fire!
\# *GarbageStan23:* oh \*\*\*\*!
\# *Rabidplaybunny87:* Yeah, and when we got there, the wife was crying into her husbands arms, and we were just kinda standing there, and then she saw us, and then like for 10 seconds, gave us the dirtiest look ever
\# *Rabidplaybunny87:* Turns out, we were still holding our sticks with marshmallows on it, watching the fire….
\# *Rabidplaybunny87:* talk about bad timing…
[Original quote on bash.org](http://www.bash.org/?349567)
 For those who don’t know, IRC = Internet Relay Chat, so these are quotes from various chat rooms around the Internet.